HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.
how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.
how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to
making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
I saw this on my dash and had no choice but to voice it. Original post by donquixote-coraz0n
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
Save the chit-chat for later. We've got work to do.
you silly Swablu, pillows are for sleeping